California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.

Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.

by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024

Battleshipping

Verb, a sex act where a man sinks
his battleship in the red Sea. A.k.a. Raw-dogging a period pussy…

Hey did you hear about Sarah and Scott last night? Scott said he took her home and went battleshipping! You know when you raw a dog someone and she’s on her period..

by anonymous October 2, 2025

Battleshipping

Verb, a sex act where a man sinks
his battleship in the red Sea. A.k.a. Raw-dogging a period pussy…

Hey did you hear about Sarah and Scott last night? Scott said he took her home and went battleshipping! You know when you raw a dog someone and she’s on her period..

by anonymous October 2, 2025

Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.

I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!

by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020

Battleshipping

When your face/head is being involuntarily twerked on by a strangers buttocks.

"I was minding my own business when suddenly this lady starts battleshipping me!?!"

by Ken Legend February 21, 2025