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BatSlap

With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.
Zach: Dude did you see that? I BatSlapped LB so hard it left a red mark on her forehead.

Tom: That was so funny!

Chris: Awesome
by Bat-Wing March 23, 2009
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Basty

Bitter + Nasty = Basty
Your comments lead me to believe you’re either uninformed or just plain basty.
by SpitFire4Truth September 19, 2020
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Flock of Bats

Uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. Similar to a Flock of Sparrows, but done with the lights out.
Christ, I had to shit in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. My subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of Hercules.
by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006
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bats in the cave

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.
"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"
by pow3rzz January 26, 2007
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Batty Crease

This is the point of contact from the coxix tho the anus of one's buttocks. As the buttocks can be spread apart, the contact forms a 'crease'. This crease in in one's buttocks is known as the 'Batty Crease'. It is a colloquialism that can be used as a noun or an adjective.
'You're a dirrrty batty crease bitch!'(in terms of adjective) 'Yo bitch's batty crease is masssive man!'(noun)
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batsheva

daughter of the oath, daughter of seven, seventh daughter, daughter of Sheba
Batsheva is a woman's name
by poetdog7 October 16, 2009
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Sea bats

A fictional creature that lives aboard naval vessels and whom you send those who are new to the boat to go and stand watch for at 3am.
Airman Wiles was given a bogus watch looking for sea bats when he could have been sleeping as sort of a hazing.
by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004
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