A school full of extremely babyish drama, according to my calculations it is rated the top school for false gossip. Al Bateen Academy is full of girls that like gossiping and talking about what happened 10 years ago between her and something else. All girls have the memory of an elephant when it comes to gossips and they like over exaggerating stories. All of the boys also think they can fight anyone but a cockroach can beat them in a fist fight. Everyone there has gum but doesn’t wanna finish it so they ask other people because they’re liars.
BRO 1: Bro are you in al bateen academy your story sounds like bullshit
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro
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