basement talker

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

by Douglas Young February 8, 2008

basement business

The first known use was in the movie Manchester by the Sea. When asked if the nephew was sleeping with a specific girls he answered, "its just basement business", when asked more specifics he simply said I'm working on it.

So basement business is teenage monkey business usually of a sexual nature.

Have you and she had sex even though her mother is home? No it's just {basement business.

by Professor LA July 12, 2017

bargain basement

An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.

"Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder."

"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."

by NYLAsexbomb November 25, 2006

parents basement

home

Hey i finally got out of my parents basement!

by riley333344566 April 7, 2021

Boys in the basement

A slang term that refers to the male testicles.

"Take it easy, my boys in the basement are sensitive!"

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Basem

Awesome, handsome, and amazing dude. So cool, kind, smart, good looking, and fun to be with. He is a person who laughs a lot or make people laugh. He is athletic, strong, and never give up. He is kind-hearted, nice, and never wants his friends to be sad. He is the best in the world. He is the best guy you could ever have........
Guy 1: He is such a Basem.
Guy 2: I always wanted to be a Basem.
Guy 3: I wish I could be a Basem.

Guy 1: He is such a Basem.
Guy 2: I always wanted to be a Basem.
Guy 3: I wish I could be a Basem.

by anonymus5748 November 10, 2012

Nigger Basher

People who bash Niggers for fun.

"he hit that nigger!" "Oh hes a Nigger Basher!!"

by Mr Italian Stallion August 28, 2006