Bard Shaker

The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?

Show us the Bard Shaker

by CrispyFork January 16, 2023

Bard

When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.

Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m

by Gringo87 February 15, 2023

Bard

DMV slang to put it onsomething or someone.

I just won that basketball game

Bard.

On everything i love.

by Casshh December 6, 2023

Dirty Bard

A guy that learns hentai music on a lute to play for his entire DND group.

You know that nerd Toby, he's such a dirty bard.

by tobiasgrahl September 21, 2021

VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you

Venti the bard is HOT

by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022

Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.

Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...

by Zartosht December 14, 2021

bard

a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.

bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"

any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"

by hesten445 May 31, 2022