bard

When your friend or homie are is being stupid or strange

Dude your being such a bard.

by yekcohh September 29, 2020

Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.

Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.

by Ubuge June 29, 2011

Bard

When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.

Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m

by Gringo87 February 15, 2023

VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you

Venti the bard is HOT

by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022

Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018

Bard

A very very gay person

1: omg who is that

2. Oh that's "Bard" she is dating winter

by <3bird_is_the_word February 6, 2022

Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.

"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"

by Copperfield February 17, 2009