star spangled banner

excellent toilet paper

After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner

by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

Star Spangled Banner

When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.

Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.

by ggnoretardswagswag December 2, 2014

Star Spangled Banner

The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.

I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.

See Star Spangled Banner fail for more

by Bieber Blows March 14, 2011

banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Scar Spangled Banner

Anthem for a wounded nation.

Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

Waving the Banner

When you fart on a few squares of toilet paper to make them wave in the breeze.

I had a proper fart built up, so waving the banner rallied my troops.

by Lookmanospaces September 18, 2016