Bangkok Monsoon

Blow job from a girl, WHILE she's crying.

Man... I don't give a fuck if her dog died, that Bangkok Monsoon was unbelievable.

by Bodacious66 October 28, 2010

bangkok bonfire

when you light your lovers pubic hairs on fire and put it out by busting on it

Dude last night i had a bangkok bonfire with my girlfriend's mother.

by Quick520 December 13, 2010

bangkok slimmer

The practice of going to a Bangkok, Thailand "blow job bar" at lunchtime and dropping your hard earned baht on a beer and BJ rather than on an actual lunch.

All the curry and Mekong whisky last night didn't set right with me. I think I'm going to beg off a proper lunch and go down to Cowboy and get me a Bangkok Slimmer boys!

by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008

Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.

The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.

by dmore March 17, 2009

Bangkok Block

A phrase that is said when one is denied Thai food.

Person 1: I feel like Thai food tonight, wanna try that new place that opened up?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna eat my ramen and watch tv.
Person 1: Fine, go ahead and Bangkok Block me.

by thedigitalprincess August 23, 2011

Bangkok Snowglobe

A sexual act where a Thai Hooker spits a man's semen up into the air after he came, letting it rain down all over herself.

Did you hear about Ryan getting a Bangkok Snowglobe from that ladyboy on Khao San Road? I don't know what you're talking about, it doesn't snow in Bangkok

by AlyssaSakulHouse August 31, 2011

Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.

Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)

by the real hank moody August 10, 2012