Mackenzie Bales

Best friend in the whole wide world, lives in AZ, gives best pep talks, kind, athletic, and overall awesome

Girl 1: ohhh is that Mackenzie bales? She must be sooo nice

by Humanhumanhuman June 26, 2020

Baleed

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

I woke up one morning to my baleed dad yelling at me: My baleed dad is a fool

by Fool exposer February 18, 2020

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023

jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !

oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother

by pai.g January 27, 2023

Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

Bale of Hay

A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.

Man, the brother left her vagina looking like a bale of hay!

by Tortilla maker May 08, 2018

gay bale

when a bae is also gay and is also having a shoewanahayday

"Oh my god I love their outfit, they are such a gay bale!"

by jeraldjraf March 12, 2021