Balter

To describe someone acting in a brain-dead way by dancing around in a weird manner and jiggling their ass. Commonly use for downies, autistic people, etc. You get what I mean…

Did you see the cleaner auntie yesterday? She was baltering all over the place while I was trying to study, sweeping dust away from her and repeatedly trying to scrub off a butterfly printed on the floor! What a downie!

by Ƒuckeverything May 3, 2024

Baleembo

Baleembo, or being Baleemboed, refers to when the inside of a banana is separated from the peel, and the peel is placed on an individual’s erect penis and the main part of the banana is inserted into the asshole of the same individual

Dude, my friend baleemboed me last night, it felt really odd but I liked it.

by Chalgadzija22 June 14, 2024

baleez

A more desperate way of saying 'please', when typed it's often exaggerated with more letters for effect.

Baleez, I need it. Baleeeeez!

by Wavestrike March 2, 2025

Balted

1. To be thrown or pelted at
2. To have thrown

"the gracious singing man sittin in the deep tube was balted with a rock"
"the asian man balted a rock the size of his own head down the tube"

by sugnuhcgib March 14, 2025

meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

by uncle meatster December 6, 2013

Hara BaLeben

A slang term used in Israel to describe a really crappy or disgusting thing/situation. Basically the opposite of the term "the Cherry on Top", it literally means "Shit in the Yogurt".

Person 1: "So, how's school?"
Person 2: "My grades are Hara BaLeben."

by Some Israeli nerd August 17, 2020

Stephen Baetens

The worst person on earth you will ever meet. He likes to be a BIG dick to everyone and anyone. There is no escape to him. When he sees you he will kick and hit you with no questions asked.

If you see him run.

Is that Stephen Baetens?
Yes it is, RUN!

by SheepDude2.0 October 5, 2022