Balend

Derrived from bellend this term has accuried nurmerous meanings throught its development and has become a common phrase in the English language. The head or end of a penis which has accuried a shape resembling a bell. Also used as a slng term when reffering to a peer. Commonly abbreviated as Bal`

Dude 1: Hey Bal`!

Dude 2: Oh hey man.

Dude 1: Hey did you know that John has a massive Balend?

Dude 2: Dude! Thats awesome!

by T`bal September 24, 2007

ballena-3000

When a man dips a his sack in a vat of peanut butter and makes a woman lick that shit then the woman tickles his bell-end and rubs his asshole in a gentle but ravenous way.

Yo Schuster ballena-3000.
Witcough shut the fuck up before i make your mom ballena-3000 me.

by SCHUSTER! January 30, 2007

baleda

Habitual liar. Severly aroused by men. Usually cought trying to get reoped stick shift neon back. Lover of gay bars and J.Clayton. Usually found bent over the barstools in gay bars.

Don't ever believe chris about his supposed girlfriend he is so baleda

by leionards June 24, 2008

Balentine’s Day

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day

Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

by The Urban Dictionary person g January 23, 2021

Bapenapes

Shoes that people like to look at but never buy

Those Bapenapes in Foot Locker that sit on the top shelf and make me feel poor and unworthy.

by Andrew and Oliver July 26, 2007

baenapping

kind of like kidnapping but of your bae instead

josh is baenapping

by heasqwjai November 29, 2015

Blaenau Gwent

A former mining community and country borough in Wales, United Kingdom, of an undesirable nature populated by inbred yokels and dim halfwits. The unhealthiest country in the U.K. with the highest unemployment and lowest education rates.

“Blaenau Gwent is the arsehole of Wales.”
“The best thing to come out of Blaenau Gwent is the Heads of the Valley main road”
“Where?”

by rycariad November 4, 2021