bless

The way to say "that was so stupid, even a blonde wouldn't even have done it, muppet," without actually offending someone.

Mom: "Billy just keked his breeks."
Pop: "Bless."

by LucySkyDiamond April 03, 2005

Blessing

Males: your fucking dick us a blessing so savour it. Cherish it. Love it. Never forget it.

#1: whats your bigest blessing
#2: my dick

by Theangryhat June 22, 2020

bless

To bless someone
To hit them or 'spark' them

'I'll bless you if you dont gimme your phone bled innit'

by C U Nit November 09, 2005

Gandhi Bless

Phrase that is used whenever something good happens to you and you have to be grateful, or when you see a 10/10

Hey cus take a look at that.
Mmmmmh, Gandhi Bless.

by bataskillia hapakala donut November 30, 2016

Papa Bless

Most commonly used by guys who are known for seeking the fattest vapes and the most slammin' chub n' tuck. This is a sign of veneration for something done remarkably well, the opposite of a Bradberry if you will. Use at your own discretion, due to it's incredible ability of making people say it for no reason.

Ethan: "Hey man, are you up for some Chub n' Tuck lessons in the Park?"
Ethan B.:"Sure thing man, last one was dope! Papa Bless!"

by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016

Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

by Sidney's natural resources August 03, 2019

Blessed Dome

When a girl is giving you head, and It's so good, that it feels like your ascending into heaven.

Alexa is a dime piece, I also heard that she gives out that blessed dome.

by maxmed623 January 19, 2017