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Bif Dump

The act of defecating a colossal mass due to the prior night's hearty meal of Chile Con Carnee and Horchata Drink consisting of Mexican tap water.
Greg: Hey Rick? What you do LAst night?

Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.

Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?

Rick: Damn skippy.

Greg: What were the consecuences?

Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?

Greg: oh thats nice...

well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill
by the booty bandit April 5, 2009
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Bif Dif Triffle

A Bif Dif Triffle is similar to a Neeg Nogg in that it is used to describe something incredibly cute. However, it isn't limited to dogs
Oh wow what a cute Bif Dif Triffle you have! Can I pet it?
by cutt1efish December 29, 2020
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BIF

Acronym for "Bone Idle Fuck". Used to describe a lazy person
"Stop acting like a BIF"
by Thatonedicksucker August 15, 2020
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bif bof

Some random shit you express when you don't know what to say.
by WaffleBaffle September 10, 2017
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BIF

Acronym for Before I Forget. A useful pretext to use when messaging someone with information that you want someone to know but are afraid you will forget it if you do not share it then and there with the relevant person. Useful strategy used by those with attention deficits.
(Message to partner, house mate etc).

BIF. I put a load of washing in the clothes washer but had to leave before it finished. Can you please put it in the dryer for me.
by Redefining literally, bad idea November 23, 2023
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bif

someone who you don’t necessarily like, but you think is cute and would gw, and you like them just not a crush.

And you have bif for each grade, ex. senior, jr, soph, and freshman bif
looks theirs ethan my senior bif”
by rissy May 1, 2022
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Le Biffed

man falls on ass "I'm a little Le Biffedright now."
by JohnAnimal March 6, 2016
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