panhandle behavior

Murdering someone with no reasonable expectation to get away with it

“Man, did you hear? Steve killed Joe next door in broad daylight!”

“Yeah, that’s some panhandle behavior right there”

panhandle behavior by TiredAllegory May 17, 2018

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Cuntish Behavior

An action which involves a high amount of dickishness, so much so that it may be called cuntish behavior; this

"Calvin refused to give me a beer. Cuntish behavior man."

"He is an avid participant in cuntish behavior."

Cuntish Behavior by Niggarachi-117 February 18, 2011

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Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT)

A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.

REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.

Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.

Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT) by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

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Uncle behavior

Creepy older men who behave like teenagers to get with younger girls.

"Why does that creep keep looking at you?"

"I don't know, he be on that uncle behavior"

Uncle behavior by Fireyi September 10, 2014

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