Batch Factor

n. The term for the amount of tobacco you have mixed in with the amount of cannabis you have in your session.

Used as a relative number rather than a quantitative value.

"Men we're down to our last gram, it is time to.."
"No sir..please....don't...."
"INCREASE THE BATCH FACTOR"
*sirens heard*

by BakedGood420 January 24, 2010

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Batch Nazi

A cannabis smoker who laments the mixing of tobacco with the herb and causes difficulty to those who do. They will often ruin, hide, throw-out or destroy the tobacco one has to do such out of spite. A batch nazi will often use the excuse that it is for the health of the victim but really only is concerned with the anxiety produced from lack of batch. This is shown because in the same instance this person will buy cigarettes to sell to these people because they know they are desperate. Another common trait is putting extra tobacco lodged into the bowlhead of a bong (aka a rigged bowl) or in one's session to give the victim a rush of tobacco smoke.

"Billy did you take the batch?"
"No! why would I dont even smoke batch"
"oh there it is"
"now just for accusing me..."
*throws batch out 12th floor window*
"man, why do you have to be such a batch nazi?"

by DonBombastus February 5, 2010

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batch shed

A place where you smoke and keep all your smoke&drug related accessories EXCLUSIVELY. Most commonly located in someone's backyard.

I only smoke weed in my batch shed, nowhere else.

Yo are we reaching the batch shed to smoke?

I keep my grinder, bong, and all my weed at the batch shed.

Do I have any weed in the batch shed?

by Honey Sprouse October 20, 2022

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Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.

-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"

by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009

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