Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.

Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.

by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006

Jeb Batchelder

Smexiest fictional Character ever! From The book Maximum ride, one of the evil whitecoats that works at the school.

Even thought Jeb Batchelder is one of the evil characters I can't help but love him

by Meredith Pryce June 7, 2010

small batch mayo

N. A euphemism for semen

During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.

by Sk8terboi February 1, 2014

small batch

A Short, Hot Girl, with pretty eyes and lips who is usually very smart. Sometimes her small packaging hides how feisty she can be both inside and outside the bedroom.

Hey G, wanna go bowling with us tonight!?

Nah man, I'm "hanging out" with that Small Batch I met at work!

by The Awakened Warrior May 18, 2016

Discount Batcave

Nite Owl's secret basement, where he keeps his superhero suit, owl-shaped flying machine and other superhero shit.
oh, and basement has A SECRET EXIT TO THE CITY!

P1: Dude, did you see "watchmen"
P2: Sure yeah, bro
P1: Who'd you like the most?
P2: Guy with discount batcave
P1: You mean the batman copycat, the nite owl?

P2: sure thing bro.

by bitch in the bat family March 14, 2019

into the batcave

Shoving a flashlight up someone's ass

I will into the batcave you if necessary

by GiannisAntetokounempedopo January 21, 2018

run a batch

To masturbate particularly a man

After I saw Jessica Alba in that bikini I wanted to "run a batch" so bad!

by Derek Davila January 31, 2006