Cartender

The person in the car designated to refill drinks or grab beers from the cooler during a road trip.

On the trip from Dallas to Denver, my sister was the designated cartender because she makes the best Gn'Ts.

by Slinn June 30, 2004

bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

by Kat_H November 20, 2007

beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011

Bartendress

A female version of a bartender with diva like tendencies or donning a skank-a-luscious outfit. Her motives are to increase drink sales from the male patrons.

That hottie with the body behind the bar is a bartendress.

by Bodaman November 28, 2013

bartner

the term refers to one that serves as a drinking companion, specifically to a bar.

a bartner can be a friend, relative, classmate, coworker, etc.

an ideal bartner would be one who enjoys a similar drinking environment, holds a similar (or superior) alcohol tolerance, has similar taste in the opposite sex, is skilled at acquiring rides, etc.

After their microbiology exam, Pete and Tom bumped into each other at the local bar. From that day on, they were bartners.

Although Lisa and Tina had little to talk about at work, they were the best of bartners once Friday rolled around.

by notmadjustdisappointed May 27, 2010

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

by @catfur June 28, 2012