head automatica

the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.

1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.

by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004

Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.

Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies

by apexcz June 26, 2020

Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010

Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.

She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.

by St4ph12 October 14, 2010

Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!

Ulseaphi: "Automatic Teller Machine"

by automatic teller machine man May 24, 2021