Avocado Aunty

A group of women ( mostly likely to be found in New Delhi , India) that just got out of high school and basically behave like they are 40 and married to billionaires. They have all the designer clothes and their only hobby is spending their husbands' money and going for lunch with other AVOCADO AUNTIES. their first trip out of the country , they return with american accents ( even if they went to UK/ SIngapore/ Dubai etc.) Places to spot them -

EMPORIO MALL
HYPE NIGHTCLUB
ANIDRA NIGHTCLUB
Most importantly- they don't know what AVOCADOS look like but they order them anyway because their AUNTY friends told them its nice for their skin.

THings an AVOCADO AUNTY WOULD SAY-

OMG DIMPY , look at her bag its a GUCCI from last year. She's so low society.
OMG LOVELY , she showed up in a C class. I've never had anything less than and S class.

by Limao May 26, 2014

sugar aunty

Someone (usually a woman) who gives you money but doesn't ask for anything in return.

So, I asked my sugar aunty for a thousand dollars the other day, and she said "Sure, just make sure you have a good time."

by Bae-Bri June 24, 2017

auntie flo

A colloquial expression for a woman's menstrual cycle.

Auntie flo can also be used in limericks, such as here:

There once was an auntie called flo.
She was sexy and red like Bordeaux.
When she met a vibrator,
She said: come back later,
Cuz today I prefer a regular Joe.

by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

Pulling aunties

A term used by Punjabi Pakistani Americans to attract Pakistani American girls in a college setting, by any means necessary. Student centers are the preferred setting. The ideal number is at most two males, where one may wear a red bandanna, but it is not necessary.

We'll see you guys later , me and Juni are pulling aunties in the student center.

by Don't get it October 9, 2016

Auntie Sparknotes

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com

Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

by SpiffyAlien July 5, 2010

Bia Aunty

An elderly woman with stories involving 99% the word pudh or something related to it. They will not stop talking and will always ask you if you have a girlfriend. They will most definitely say you have grown. Their pudhi will be wrinkly

Yo that woman’s such a bia Aunty

by Cookies and kreem (no homo) July 28, 2019

drunk auntie

that one auntie that drank to much at the cookout and start getting messy.

vonnie;girl who is that.
jasmine;girl thats my drunk auntie may.

by vvsthebaddest December 17, 2019