Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

by Xnot January 6, 2012

ascend

To reach a higher level characterized by complete independence from everything

"We were surprised when Chris Kortbaoui ascended to a higher level and ace'd the physics test, broke the 3 minute mile record, and defeated the dragon in Wow."

by John Fianna February 4, 2007

Aspen Tea Kettle

Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.

Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.

by Katwaxer April 19, 2013

Aspen

Aspen is an amazing and wonderful person. They always manage to make you smile no matter what :D They are the modt sarcastic person you'll ever meet so never let them go.

Aspen is poggers

by Hi ily May 1, 2021

ASPEN

The prettiest little ski town in North America. Home to Buttermilk, Snowmass, Highlands and AJAX. The town where the rich and poor come to ski in the day and drink in the night.

up a mountain down a beer in aspen colorado

by osovogue July 10, 2005

aspen

an awesome girl who is always joking around and having a good time. everyone loves to be around her. also somewhat of a pimp when it comes to the boys.

oh man aspen told me the funniest joke i was laughing for hours!

boy 1: "uhh me and aspen 'hung out' last night"
boy 2: "no way! we 'hung out' earlier today"
both: "oh man she's such a pimp! she 'hung out' with both of us!"

by awesome_sauce January 2, 2009

aspen

A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

by Chit May 26, 2007