Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

by redisgood September 13, 2003

assbacks

word used to save you seat if you must get up. The standard rule of use with this word is that it only lasts 5 minutes. After that time, the seat is open to anyone.

"I gotta go take a piss. Assbacks!"

by Jvon726 December 14, 2008

Asscracked

When your walking down the street and a chick with a nice ass walks by you and you turn around so fast you snap your neck getting a good look at her ass

Jimmy "hey did you see that hot lady yesterday"

Fred "yeah I got Asscracked looking at that girl"

by The3RDdimension July 3, 2014

assbackards

synonym and alternate pronunciation for: ass backwards

He looked up assbackards on urban dictionary and some kind bloke had added a redirect to ass backwards for him.

by Mart2038 May 21, 2015

asscracker

A black male wanting attention to his ass from a White man.

Damn that nigger is a asscracker.

by Codtank123 October 5, 2016

asscrackgervitis

When someone has multiple asscracks.

Person 1: yo did you hear about bob?

Person2: no, what happened?

Person1: apparently he has asscrackgervitis!
Person2: ew dude!

by Flobro28 November 15, 2018

Asscrack

It’s in between yo ass

Hou you like see my asscrack

by Ndndjdjdndndndndn May 3, 2020