assvertise

Utilization of a billboard butt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization.

Hollister and Abercrombie are two company's that know how to assvertise. I've seen nearly a dozen of their billboard butts today.

by Frank A. Boston October 18, 2008

Agspert

An Expert at Agriculture.

Wow, Andrew's father is such an Agspert, his yard is perfect.

by DSC19057XF3 October 6, 2010

Asstertaste

Having the after taste of butt hole. Usually used in the context of having recently tossed salad.

Also used as nasstertaste if the asstertaste is particularly unpleasant.

dude 1 - man after tossing that chicks salad i had some serious nasstertaste
dude 2 - well you cant really expect a pleasant asstertaste..... i mean you saw her consume a whole bowl of chili with onions

by GOD -1 March 16, 2011

Assvertising

When someone texts a picture of themself naked to somebody else. Usually ends up being retexted to another person.

I just got a text from Chandler. She's assvertising again.

by yurglemeyer May 11, 2011

Assper

The term you use when you seen cute ass girls with ugly ass guys

Couple walk by, the girl is model material and the guy is a fry cook at McDonalds (he looks the part too)
"That couple is totally assper."

by Rezayne November 9, 2011

Assertisement

When one advertises their ass to everyone.

"Look Doug, Mary is bending over again! That is good assertisement."

by AlexMPiatt December 7, 2011

assvertising

The wearing of advertising or words across one's ass....assvertising!

What's that written across your ass, oh I see it's assvertising! Commonly seen on sweat pants and shorts, usually on females.

by deep creek local April 18, 2013