Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011

xbox aim assist

the most op thing in fortnite. xbox players suck, the only thing that helps them is aim assist. aim assist in general is op, but xbox aim assist is AiMbOt

*gets beamed out of the sky* "now that's what you call some xbox aim assist"

by etherlol October 15, 2020

porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.

I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.

by luvtopull July 22, 2009

self assisted euthanasia

1. Refers to suicide , used when you want to say the word less direct.


Add more to this... i can't think of anything else...

1. He just did a self assisted euthanasia

by akimbomidget December 13, 2004

Call Assist

Buch of underage workers grinding for sesh money.

Awee man; I gotta go call assist to afford that gram

by fdsBihtobz October 23, 2018

Golden Assist

A Golden Assist is when another person holds a male's penis when he is urinating.

Did you hear? Dwayne got a golden assist last night when he was holding her bags!

by AdrienBoerger January 19, 2009

executive assistant

1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"

1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.

by your significant other January 26, 2007