The small slice of heaven on the elbow of cape cod. Best place you will EVER go to. Also is home to many lax bros who love to sail. And it is near some of the best boarding schools in the country.
by RepEAst October 24, 2011
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Michael: Hey, dude, I just drove down to Oxford, Massachusetts from Worcester!
Jon: Yeah? Your point?
Michael: I scored half an ounce for barely ANY money!
Jon: WELL ROLL A JOINT MAH NYUGAH
Jon: Yeah? Your point?
Michael: I scored half an ounce for barely ANY money!
Jon: WELL ROLL A JOINT MAH NYUGAH
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Wilmington, Massachusetts
High school rated 9 out of 10 on greatschools.net based on 2008 MCAS scores. Youth sports fields look like a dog track. Brand new, state-of-the-art middle school.
High school rated 9 out of 10 on greatschools.net based on 2008 MCAS scores. Youth sports fields look like a dog track. Brand new, state-of-the-art middle school.
by Reasonable1 July 4, 2009
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Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
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Often called "Cavah" by those who like to pretend that they have Boston accents, when in reality they go to the city at a maximum of three times a year.
Usually referred to as "near Plymouth" when asked the question, "So, where are you from?"
People always talk about how they can't wait to leave, but most end up staying in their parents' basements and going to community college, making money by selling drugs to the new generation of lazy wannabe Bostonians that party with the same three people every Friday night.
Full of girls who think they're attractive, guys who think those girls are attractive because there's nobody else around to compare them to, and people that are stuck-up for no reason other than the fact that they can get away with smoking and underage drinking.
Home of cranberry bogs and guys that think they're hicks because they work them.
Often called "Cavah" by those who like to pretend that they have Boston accents, when in reality they go to the city at a maximum of three times a year.
Usually referred to as "near Plymouth" when asked the question, "So, where are you from?"
People always talk about how they can't wait to leave, but most end up staying in their parents' basements and going to community college, making money by selling drugs to the new generation of lazy wannabe Bostonians that party with the same three people every Friday night.
Full of girls who think they're attractive, guys who think those girls are attractive because there's nobody else around to compare them to, and people that are stuck-up for no reason other than the fact that they can get away with smoking and underage drinking.
Home of cranberry bogs and guys that think they're hicks because they work them.
Person 1: Hey, where are you from?
Person 2: Carver, Massachusetts
Person 1: ......
Person 2: Near Plymouth
Person 2: Carver, Massachusetts
Person 1: ......
Person 2: Near Plymouth
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