I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.
by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009
Get the Hiking the Appalachian Trailmug. To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).
To cheat on your wife.
To cheat on your wife.
"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."
by Palmetto Ghetto June 24, 2009
Get the hiking the Appalachian Trailmug. "Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
by hayes6 June 24, 2009
Get the hiking the Appalachian trailmug. What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.
"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"
"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"
"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"
by SonOfALink June 24, 2009
Get the hike the Appalachian trailmug. The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.
by welderdoug February 28, 2010
Get the appalachian throw pillowmug. I fucking horrible program.
A bunch of retarded ass coons and country ass motherfuckers dipping.
All the cadre just dip and give it to the cadets. Everyone there is either a stupid ass nigger, or a fucking hick. Everyone there fucking sucks.
A bunch of retarded ass coons and country ass motherfuckers dipping.
All the cadre just dip and give it to the cadets. Everyone there is either a stupid ass nigger, or a fucking hick. Everyone there fucking sucks.
by Class 010 June 13, 2018
Get the appalachian challenge academymug. by LG Ene December 17, 2017
Get the appalachian ball ticklermug.