Alpaca

As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.

Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.

by DrChode May 22, 2009

Alpaca Buddy

A friend you wish you never had. They are terrible people, and you wish they would die a horrible death. You could watch this person die with no regrets except for the friendship you temporarily shared.

That bastard is my alpaca buddy. I hope he dies. I wouldn't care.

by Alpaca_Guy July 7, 2014

alpaca

the second coolest person in the universe

"look,there is the mighty alpaca."
"where?"
"in the shadow of the danzil"

by danzil November 29, 2003

alpaca fist

see also camel toe or moose knuckle

her wedgina looks like an alpaca fist

by tizz0dd December 14, 2009

alpaca

an alpaca is a smaller version of a llama. they are fuzzier and they more likly to be hunted for they have more fur. according to my Hero alpacas are so better than llamas which is not true. Llama's can spit! in your face! kangaroos are cool cause they can HOP

Dude my llama is so cooler than your alpaca he can spit.

by inyourfaceAmanda! May 13, 2005

alpaca leg endz

apex legends but in the gay version

guy 1: hey dude have you heard of apex legends?
gay guy1: u mEaN AlpAcA LEg EnDZ???

by TGP25 March 11, 2019

Alpaca

Like a llama, but not as good

Llamas are cooler than alpacas

by Alexiplier777 June 4, 2015