An alot is an imaginary creature made up by the writer of the blog hyperboleandahalf to cope with the stress of people misspelling the words 'a lot' into 'alot'. With creative use of commas, the word alot then becomes a creature that the offender is talking about to talking to. More info can be found on the hyperboleandahalf blog. Simply google alot and you should be able to find it.
I like this alot, it is a very fluffy animal.
Those are alot of spaceships. *shows picture of a herd of alot which are made of spaceships*
Those are alot of spaceships. *shows picture of a herd of alot which are made of spaceships*
by Superstrijder15 March 24, 2018
1. to a considerable degree, many times.
Alot is a compound word made up using the sentence "a lot" often used in texting.
Alot is a compound word made up using the sentence "a lot" often used in texting.
by flopgaming December 25, 2023
by Alot is a word September 22, 2020
a typo of the word ' a lot ', alot isn't a real word.
by sirshiba October 30, 2023
by ParlseyIsQueer87 June 05, 2021
by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024
A single word spelling of the phrase 'a lot.' Technically considered an error, it's becoming more acceptable by the day to use. This is how most words are created.
Many grammar snobs see this word and either:
A) Chuckle under their breath with a slight upturn of their lip before readying their palms across their keyboard and writing a condescending high-brow fully grammatical response correcting your pathetic mistake,
OR
B) Do the same thing as above but pissed.
I have a call to action for anyone reading this. Please always use 'alot.' It doesn't matter if you've never used it before or have been using it every day of your life, do not stop using it. If someone corrects you, double down. "No, I think that's correct." "Actually, I prefer this spelling. I think I'm going to upload it to Urban Dictionary." Never stop alotting.
Alot forever.
Many grammar snobs see this word and either:
A) Chuckle under their breath with a slight upturn of their lip before readying their palms across their keyboard and writing a condescending high-brow fully grammatical response correcting your pathetic mistake,
OR
B) Do the same thing as above but pissed.
I have a call to action for anyone reading this. Please always use 'alot.' It doesn't matter if you've never used it before or have been using it every day of your life, do not stop using it. If someone corrects you, double down. "No, I think that's correct." "Actually, I prefer this spelling. I think I'm going to upload it to Urban Dictionary." Never stop alotting.
Alot forever.
by cadeotsg December 08, 2024