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erotic almond

Someone who thinks the names of SARS-CoV-2 variants represent media control because the person's brain has demonical rot (the person also speaks the moron dialect)
Person: If you rearrange "DELTA OMICRON", you get "MEDIA CONTROL"!
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.
by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap December 29, 2021
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almond wisconsin

A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.
by Red dragon November 30, 2017
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Amoonga

Amoonga is life.. Amoonga is love.. amoonga is cumming in a jar and snding it to my home.. I am amoonga
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amoonga amoonga- shut the fuck up you gay idiot nobody cums for u uwuwuwuwu
Guy; "Amoonga amoonga"
Girl; "Okay :("
Guy; "Ok."
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Girl; "Amoonga"
Guy; "Ok sending now owowowo"
Girl; "thankss uwuwuwu"
by Satire owo March 17, 2022
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Almond cookie

A character from the well known South Korean game franchise known as “Cookie run

He is well known for his supposed ““sex appeal”” and has a large fan base of horny simps mostly made up of 13 year old girls on Tumblr and Tik Tok
Person A: “Oh my god! Just look at Almond cookie he looks so hot! *fangirl noises*”

Person B: “What isn’t he like 4 times older than you?”
by Falsewasthere June 25, 2022
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Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.
She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.
by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏
by 1234Life July 4, 2022
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