Allen tuck n roll

The act of opening the car door, nd jumping out while the car is in motion. Usually performed on xanex by person's with the last name 'Allen'.

"I wanna steel things! Pull over!"
"No, Allen, we ain't stopin."
"Oh, Yeah?"
>jumps out of car.

That's the Allen tuck n roll for ya.

by travisallen April 12, 2009

Mercutio and Allegra

A freaking awesome fanfiction about "Romeo and Juliet" that I happened to come across. It's funny, touching, and Shakespeare himself would be like wow, this is awesometh. Seriously great... I can't believe it's just a fanfiction...

"This is not just a girl you love!" Benvolio exploded. "'Tis a Capulet girl! The younger sister of Theobald and Ricardo, who hate you enough as it is! If they realize you have been teasing their innocent younger sister, they will break you in half!"

"Tease!" Mercutio repeated. "Tease? Really, Benvolio, have I ever teased about love?"

Benvolio stared at him.

Mercutio cleared his throat. "Ay. Well, I do not tease now! What, you do not believe me?"
- From chapter 6 of mercutio and allegra.

by jimbobface April 2, 2010

The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011

Allen

Probably the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. The most amazing person in the world. Also one of the strongest people you’ll ever meet. Allen tends to keep to himself but when he opens up he’s the most outgoing guy you can meet. Don’t miss out on an Allen, they are very rare.

Get you an Allen.

by Allenj1584 January 7, 2019

lilly allen

the female british singer equivalent of eminem. her music mostly consists of diss songs and everytime she opens her mouth, it is to offend other so she can get publicity, like eminem. and just like eminem, in a couple of years, she will be irrelevant as well.

in a couple of years lilly allen will revert back to leeching off of her family's wealth but will continue to live like she is working-class because of "street cred"

by prezton December 12, 2008

rick allen

rick allen the lengendary one armed drummer from the eighties glam rock band def leppard. allen lost his arm in a accident when he was driving his chevrolet corvette. allen continued to play for def leppard with an specially adapted drum kit to suit his one armed style

blood hound gang lyric: the drummer from def leppards only got one arm!!!!

rick allen only has one arm because chuck norris needed a back scratcher.

by Sizzlehed August 15, 2006

Allegra

A really nice girl who has a great sense of humor, is very beautiful, talented, and fun to hang out with. She always respects everyone's opinions and she is very responsible and caring. She also has a secret talent and loves the arts (literature, music, etc.). An Allegra is intelligent and knows how to be a leader, but can be a bit bossy sometimes.

1. Wow, we should definitely elect Allegra as our class president!
2. That new girl's name is Allegra, and she comes from Italy...

by Tumblrismylife October 27, 2012