Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

big as all get out

You are as wide as outside. You are large and in charge. refers to possessing a size, quantity, or extent that significantly exceeds the average, typical, or expected dimensions. It can describe physical objects, living beings, abstract concepts, or numerical values, often implying immensity, vastness, or substantial impact.

You see that girl over there, she’s big as all get out!

by Jetplane February 10, 2025

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

All Dubai'd Out

Having a ridiculous amount of shiny chromed bling of an exceedingly flashy nature.

I was on vacation in the United Arab Emirates last week and saw one of the new Lamborghinis all Dubai'd out.

by don't be that guy November 15, 2009

Shout out to all the pears

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.

Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

by StoPCampinGn00b December 4, 2014

all V’d out

When you are tired of taking Viagra to have sex and would prefer to get get a regular hard-on entirely on your own.

Well I’ve gotten to the point where I’m all V’d out because there’s something about popping a pill in order to fuck that has stopped being such a turn-on.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

all little-guyed out

Means to be exhausted or very tired; they can't handle staying up late

person1: I'm just gonna go to bed, I got up early today
person2: Aw what are you all little-guyed out?

by JennyD June 11, 2006