Alfie 

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

Alfie by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie 

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

Alfie by Big sket January 25, 2020

alfie 

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

alfie by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

Alfie 

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is so cocky about sports and somehow gets a girlfriend. He is the type of person to picks his nose.

Person 1 "Who is that annoying person over there."
Person 2 "Oh, that is Alfie

Alfie by Timmytonga5 July 14, 2020

Alfie 

Alfie is a small, chubby boys name who (even if white) get to say the n-word

Alfie can say the n-word as he is FAT

Alfie by Alfjejfdjdjjfjdjed July 24, 2020

Alfie 

A huge fan of My Hero Academia, Alfie is a rare creature whom is very Bootiful!Approach with caution because he snaps back!

Deku is the best person from my hero! Alfie said.

Alfie by ALFUOSNSISHSU August 6, 2020

alfie 

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

alfie by Big Lampost August 15, 2020