acorn-dick

A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.

Barry: So, did you get laid last night?
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong

by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005

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alcorexic

The act of not eating any food during the day in order to be able to get drunk off fewer drinks.

Beth: You haven't eaten anything all day!
Sarah: It's ok, I'm alcorexic today since we're going out tonight!

by Cools14 October 7, 2011

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ACORN

Awfully Corrupt Officials for Registring Negroes (ACORN) is yet another corrupt political group hiding under the guise of helping the poor and advancing civil rights.

ACORN might do at least a little good despite their repeated offenses at advising people on how to effectively commit tax fraud and defrauding people to believe they are simply registering voters when they are really aiming to register democratic voters. But isn't it *truly* a mark of shame for the democrats when they benefit so extremely disproportionately from an effort at registering the nation's most uneducated, uninterested and ignorant people to vote? What will they do in the next tight election, court the violent pedophile vote?

by FigurinOutLife September 11, 2009

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acorn

A superior computer company from the early nineties which unfortunately went out of business. Their graphical abilities were far greater than any other computer of the time.

If acorn still made computers, they would own all others.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

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