Alan

An unreasonably tall somewhat fat boy who looks older than he really is, and is attractive in a special way

Do you know who could eat all of this in one go? Alan!

by Cherry apple bubblegum May 8, 2020

Alan

Alan is the handsomest guy ever. He is the funniest, smartest,kindest, person you will ever met. If you ever met an Alan you better hold on to him with all your might. He is so special.

"Alan is a definite keeper."

by ta10 October 14, 2019

Alan

A dude that simps around and buys a girl drinks and drives her around and gets called big bro

Your such a Alan

by Alan is a simp January 28, 2020

Alan

A sweetheart who is an amazing friend and generous lover (if you are lucky enough to date one). He is great with numbers, loves progressive rock and fine wine. He is happiest when he can attend a good concert with good company. He keeps very busy and enjoys volunteering his time to causes he believes in. Even though he is usually busy he will make time for you because he cares deeply for those he loves.

You will never regret getting to know an Alan

by Ker1980 October 14, 2020

Alan

Alan is the most sexy loveable boyfriend material and makes every girl jealous he is cut has soft brown hair and his eyes are dark like the night

Omg is demi with Alan she is so lucky

by Demi and Alan November 8, 2017

Alan

The kid at school who misses every far shot in basketball until he's getting beat. He also thinks everything you buy is retarded because he can't afford it.

Ugggh, it's Alan again!

by ClassicBanana February 12, 2019

Alan

A social construct

Alan is a philosophical subject which discusses a necc and necc’s sociological existential meaning in modern society

by THIS Bang June 24, 2018