Alan

A small dick weasel with a Star tattoo thinking he’s some rapper

Look at that douche he is such an Alan

by Dareboydan1 May 13, 2022

Alan

that forking dumbo who can't learn to shut up. He's a dirtyminded dumbass .

Alan tried eating his mother's come one time.

by 3qn November 1, 2022

Alan

A cute ass man with massive muscles

There goes alan hide your girl

by GlizzyOnYt October 20, 2019

Alan

usually a drug dealing mexican

Man: hey look, there’s Alan! He probably has some loud with him

by robby allen May 12, 2018

Alan

A dear chap at college was always running late, always slightly unkempt, never had a pen and almost always had some toothpaste running down from the corner of his mouth. The white run of toothpaste down his face became known as an alan

urr excuse me mate, you've got a right alan down your face, you'd better wipe that!!

by DC4xl October 27, 2020

Alan

He's a very chill guy, he's nice to be around with and will act like a fool at times. He's very smooth with the ladies but when one has caught his eye he'll take interest in her. He's loyal, funny, and he's great at what he does period and he likes to play around a lot and at times can be very very goofy and just plain stupid.

"Well dang Alan nice so see you around man!!"

"Hey, there goes Alan!"

by Qwerty2001 March 13, 2017

Alan

A fat prick who likes touching kids and making them wet by splashing water when he drives past them. He has no self control and is dumber than your uncle's neighbour. He likes to play brawl stars like he plays women. He stares at the mirror and looks like an ugly pigeon.

Awww man alan ruined it.

by Brhehe December 17, 2019