someone typically a male, who will hack into your spotify and add all this trash rap playboi carti albums
by cat soup January 27, 2022
Look at that douche he is such an Alan
by Dareboydan1 May 14, 2022
by GlizzyOnYt October 21, 2019
by robby allen March 17, 2018
He's a very chill guy, he's nice to be around with and will act like a fool at times. He's very smooth with the ladies but when one has caught his eye he'll take interest in her. He's loyal, funny, and he's great at what he does period and he likes to play around a lot and at times can be very very goofy and just plain stupid.
by Qwerty2001 March 13, 2017
A dear chap at college was always running late, always slightly unkempt, never had a pen and almost always had some toothpaste running down from the corner of his mouth. The white run of toothpaste down his face became known as an alan
by DC4xl October 27, 2020
A fat prick who likes touching kids and making them wet by splashing water when he drives past them. He has no self control and is dumber than your uncle's neighbour. He likes to play brawl stars like he plays women. He stares at the mirror and looks like an ugly pigeon.
by Brhehe December 17, 2019