AIDs

AIDs is a disease that breaks down your immune system. It is HIV in its later form. Nobody has ever died purely because of AIDs, something else kills you after AIDs has weakened you. This is why AIDs is such a horrible disease--it opens the doors and makes it so anything--even a cold--could kill you.

AIDs is blood transmitted, making it an STD. However, before they were able to test for it, you could get it from infected blood transplants.

There is no known cure for aids--yet. There is hope, though, as the prostitutes in Africa are immune to it. We know that it is possible to fight it.

AIDs's origin is not clear. We think it was a problem in the monkey kingdom, but then somebody ate infected monkey meat, got the virus, and spread it.

AIDs is not a punishment for the homosexuals. Strait people get it too. AIDs is not gender, race, sexuality, or age specific. Just because you're a strait, white, male doesn't make you immune. Anyone can get it.

Best way to prevent it: know who you're sleeping with.
AIDs is not a fun thing to get.
by The Usual Suspects June 27, 2005
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AIDS

AIDS-'Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome', caused by the retrovirus HIV. As far as we know now there is no cure, however there is a form a treatment that can help to extend the life span of a person with aids. Aids breaks down the immune system and puts you at risk of dying from a mear cold. Symtoms include: Anal bleeding, rash, and dryness, dispursing of blood orally, dried mouth and lips, violent involuntary shaking,rapid weight loss, and eventual death. Ways to avoid it are safe sex, not using heroine, protecting open wounds, and knowing your partner. AIDS is transmitted through blood, breastmilk, or semen. Not specifically anal sex, although this is common. It has killed thousands of people world wide, especially americans in the 1980's.
My boyfriend contracted AIDS from a heroine needle and every night i would have to be at his side as he would shit and cough out blood. And then i had to watch him die a painful death. Now i have it too.
by Helen17 November 28, 2005
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Aide

A fucking horrible teacher who likes to take away your cards against humanity during lunch.
God damn you Aide!!!
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AIDS

Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits (AIDS) - Intestinal discomfort caused by an excess consumption of alcohol, typically the previous night. AIDS is an uncontrollable, embarrassing, non-stop shit attack. Treatment includes drinking plenty of water and other fluids. Unlike the STD, this form of AIDS may not kill you.
Jason: I'm still hung over from Javi's birfday pachanga. How are you holding up?
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.
by Ja$on P. August 19, 2009
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AIDS

After Intense Drinking Shits

Who hasn't woken up with AIDS at least once?
"Man my ass is on fire, I had AIDS this morning - it wouldn't stop coming.
by FaqBasher January 13, 2022
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AIDS

A acronym for"an ibix <b>dabbing</b> shitily" used also as a shortening of aquiered immunodeficiency syndrome but that is cringe.
Hey <b>Jon</b> did you see that AIDS
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