afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014

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aftereaters

The vape hits after eating a meal.

That pizza was so good, time for my aftereaters

by Jakemac34 March 4, 2020

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laftermath

The laughter thereafter

It was so funny that we experienced laftermath on many occasions that night, spontaneously laughing at random moments simultaneously without saying a word.

by 1!Bee Gee!1 February 10, 2022

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Afterthot

The girl you text after your main girl bails on you. Typically for a booty call. Not to be confused with side piece.

Well, Jenny bailed again. Time to text my afterthot Bailey to come over.

by Abrafam dinkin February 15, 2022

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Afterthot

N. A Thot (That Hoe Over There) who is so incredibly stupid and ignorant, the THOUGHT of even fucking with her anymore upsets you.

Why don't you even fuck with her anymore? Cuz she a damn Afterthot.

by Laredo[HK] April 10, 2015

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afterthot

Like a cougar, but with no standards or dignity. Usually describes herself as a milf, but is usually just a rusty old ratchet. Is definitely old enough to know better... and you wish she would.

That afterthot just asked the dj to play Ricky Martin, said she was twenty-one, complimented his "ed hardy boys" shirt, then got upset when he said thank you, ma'am.

by Popularity's Overrated April 12, 2015

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