advanced woodworking

The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."

"Nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while."
"Well he's doing some advanced woodworking."

by MatchesMaloneWasHere October 15, 2015

Advanced N-Word Pass

Includes the regular N-Word Pass and grants the owner permission to further utilize the Hard R N-Word.

White Guy: Yo nigga, check this out!
*Holds up N-Word Pass*
Another white guy: Suck my ass, you filthy nigger.
*Shows Advanced N-Word Pass*

by What's sex? May 26, 2020

advanced ap history

A class only Alfonso would take to think he is smart.

also applies to advance honors english...

Alfonso: Eh! Ya guys i am smart, this year i am taking advanced ap history.

Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.

by eis_luver October 20, 2008

Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases

Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

advanced organism

An advanced organism is the opposite of a Normi/Normy, someone with the knowledge and creativity that is beyond "normal". Their mental power surpasses incredibly that of a "Normal Person".

Normi: LOL u guys!!!!11!! I have a limited edition 1000 degree slime fidget spinnerz.
Advanced Organism: Whatever, you immature fool, ugh, you normies NEVER learn.
Normi : shut it nerd1!1!! r-right guys....?

by Memelord_1337 July 27, 2017

Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.

PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!

by Dougtwin September 16, 2017

advanced nibba

Is a gay boi that can shove things up his ass, but he will stay at your side if you want to hold his ding a ling

Hi my Advanced nibba, How are you?

by My nibba December 18, 2017