claims adjuster

The guy that merced the UnitedHealthcare CEO

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.

by luigidaisy December 10, 2024

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 26, 2017

Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.

When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.

by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018

Adjustment

Different than calibrating.

I'm trying hard to think of you as a gangster now, I dont want to underestimate you. It's an adjustment, you really were a dork 25 to 30 years ago, but some people believe that people change, and you try and adjust to how their beliefs are impacting everything and everyone around them, as they become their evil alter ego and are no longer who they were growing up any more.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2020

gravponics adjustable drain

The drain system on a gravponics system is called a gravponics adjustable drain.

1. The drain system on a gravponics sytem required a gravponics adjustable drain.

2. It is the same as a gravponics drain

by doublestandarddems April 21, 2013

Brogan Adjustment

Special technique of the U.S.-Army Signal Corps for repairing electronic equipment. It consists of smacking the shit out of an electronic device with one's own shoe, instilling obedience into it and forcing it to function as desired through sheer physical power.

This technique was famously employed by Paulie from the cult classic TV-Show "The Sopranos" when he was trying to repair a DVD-Player during S2-E4.

Paulie: "I was in the Army Signal Corps, what this thing needs is what we call a Brogan Adjustment."
*Proceeds to viciously brutalize the DVD-Player*
Tony: "There was nothing we could do about it... Paulie was a Made Man and the DVD-Player wasn't... it was real greaseball shit..."

by Stokkess December 7, 2024

The Adjuster

Amplification of Skeet it and Beat it. When you give someone multiple heart-stopping backshots and then skip town.

I met this girl at a bar my last day in town. You know I had to give her The Adjuster.

by deny_defend_depose December 8, 2024