Absoflippinlutely

A portmanteau of absolutely and flipping

Q. Did you enjoy the boat party ?
A. Absoflippinlutely!

by Loopylori July 12, 2017

absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

Aboongus

The word among us but in caveman

Ooga booga aboongus.

by loopyloopy365 December 21, 2021

Absincouse

1. something having the characteristic of uniqueness or differing from the "social norm"
2. something not commonly known/studied
UK English-absincowse

1. p1- "hey did you see Sarah's new sweater? I've never seen anything like it."

p2- "yeah, how absincouse."

2.p1- "hey I've decided to go into gender studies for my major!"

p2- "wow how absincouse!''

by Mr. quack234 November 15, 2022

The Absentia Lardum Effect

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

by Verosumatic October 5, 2016

absinthemindedly

doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe.

*John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe*
Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumped off the roof!!

by absintheking June 19, 2009

Absentee Fan

An absentee fan is someone who claims to be a huge fan of a sport and/or a team. This person will own a ton of apparel for said sport/team, and watch sportscenter for highlights of that sport/team often. However, this person will never, ever watch actual games of said sport/team, and they will never be emotionally affected by the outcome of that sport/team.

One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.

John: Hey Steve, we are all going to watch the Yankees ALDS game at Rick's house tonight, do you want to come?

Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.

Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.

by Yanksrule56 June 4, 2010