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afro johns

Former king of the beakclan, second in the order of the kings. He lived his short life as a "road killer" and a "cock hunter" who would go out of his way and make sacrifices for the betterment of his community. Well respected in his title as a king, there was a special holiday named after him notoriously known as "The Afrocock Festival". He had a dog called "The Rape-roast".

Despite all of this, he was most notoriously known for in the medieval times was raiding the absolute fucking motherfucking dogshit out of Pinewood discord servers and Roblox games. He was undoubtedly the best raider of all time. Often, his discord account Afro Johns and his Roblox account Scrotal_Slims were the primary suspects of many raids.

Unfortunately, his short and young life was abruptly ended during "the termination". His Roblox account, Scrotal_Slims, was terminated due to its inappropriate username. His discord account, Afro Johns, was terminated for sending unsolicited NSFW to other users.

RIP. May Afro Johns rest in peace.
WTF!!!!!!! WHY DOES AFRO JOHNS HAVE A PENIS PROFILE PICTURE?!?!?!?!?!? SOMEONE BAN HIM!!!!
by matlap March 30, 2020
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afro

one of the most awesome hairstyles in the world when you wear it right.
if you wear it wrong, then it may just be a recipe for disaster.

fun to put your hands in, great for cool pictures and AWESOME with wayfarers

close cousin to the jewfro which is also cool
When I first started growing my afro, I had no clue how to take care of it, so it sucked, but now I know and it looks AWESOMEEEE
by Margie Yarblockos October 23, 2007
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It was 'your face' . Then it was 'Your mom' . Now its 'Your Afro".

you add it to every sentence .
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New : your weird .

: your afros weird .
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Abroad

1- Out of home, outside.
2- In another country.
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Study Abroad Slut Syndrome

A mental condition that comes into the mind of guys waiting in the states for their long term girlfriends to return from studying abroad. It sets in about two months into the girlfriends studying abroad and causes their boyfriends to believe that they are messing around while in a foreign country. This can literally drive a man insane. However usually its true. Because why wouldnt their girlfriends fuck around with hot foreign guys that speak other languages that their boyfriends would never know about.

It can also apply to the females in the situation, whom in a normal environment in their home country would not even for a second think about cheating on their boyfriends, but third world countries are just so romantic some times that girls cant help but turn into study abroad sluts.
"Hey man when does your girlfriend get back from Germany?" "Fuck it, I know shes got study abroad slut syndrome over there!" "How did you find out?" "I dont actually have any evidence Im just making assumptions but I know im right!"

"Hey girls, Renzo is going to take me home for the night! Wooooo!" "Aww, did you and your boyfriend at home break up?" "Im only going to be in Chile once! Im a study abroad slut!! He'll be waiting when I come home"
by brokechinchana December 10, 2012
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