A seal that Follows The Golden Bear.
Asshole the seal embarks on an annual adventure with the Training Ship Golden Bear for a treacherous four month journey on the many oceans of the world. He is the sole protector of the arrogant scumbag cadets of the California Maritime Academy.
Asshole the seal embarks on an annual adventure with the Training Ship Golden Bear for a treacherous four month journey on the many oceans of the world. He is the sole protector of the arrogant scumbag cadets of the California Maritime Academy.
by BoozeCruise76 December 16, 2010
Get the Asshole mug.A person who bluntly asks, "Are you fucking retarded?" when everyone else just feels sorry for you and/or don't want to hurt your feelings. An asshole tends to be proud of their label and when called an asshole, will most likely have a comeback that clearly distinguishes them as an asshole but at the same time makes you look like a total idiot. They give a very frank commentary about the world around them, and are hated by many because they will point out a persons obvious character flaws, thus ending said persons fantasy of being the best. Assholes have much more honor than their counterparts, the douchebags in that they can be as mean, rude and inconsiderate as they want but still have friends to back them up, while despite the douchebags best efforts to seem cool will be hated inevitably. Befriending an asshole can be very beneficial because even though they will still make fun of you all the time it's more of a "poking-fun" type thing and are striving to make you a more socially acceptable person. In conclusion, assholes are an aquired taste; impossible to like at first, but once you learn that whatever one asshole says about you it's what 100 others are thinking they don't seem so bad. Assholes have a much more real view of the world than they get credit for because they don't sugarcoat and speak facts that many would rather ignore. If you think someone is an asshole, all that means is that they have shit on you and you don't have shit on them.
Douchebag: Hey asshole what's with that earring are you a fag or somethin lol and someone told me you went shopping at goodwill lol your like pretty lame lol
Asshole: Hey, douchebag, if this earring was in my right ear you might be onto something but it's not..and at least I'm not a fucking walking billboard with a tapout hat and dickies with a famous tattoo on my chest, I mean seriously are you fucking retarded, and I'm not the one who got too drunk at the football game and made out with the quarterback in the bathroom.
Douchebag: Uhhh errr what the fuck that was like 3 years ago u fuckin asshole...
Asshole: That's right.
Asshole: Hey, douchebag, if this earring was in my right ear you might be onto something but it's not..and at least I'm not a fucking walking billboard with a tapout hat and dickies with a famous tattoo on my chest, I mean seriously are you fucking retarded, and I'm not the one who got too drunk at the football game and made out with the quarterback in the bathroom.
Douchebag: Uhhh errr what the fuck that was like 3 years ago u fuckin asshole...
Asshole: That's right.
by dontbesohardontheassholes November 16, 2009
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by blake5ever March 31, 2017
Get the Asshole mug.When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.
The brain said, "since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss."
The feet said, "since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss."
The hands said, "since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss."
And so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs, and all the other parts of the body, each giving the reason why they should be the boss.
Finally, the asshole spoke up and said it was going to be the boss.
All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. The asshole got so angry that he blocked himself off and refused to function.
Soon the brain was feverish and could barely think, the feet felt like lead weights and was almost too weak to drag the body anywhere, the eyes grew bleary, and the hands hung useless at the sides. All pleaded with the brain to let the asshole be declared the boss.
And so it happened; all the other parts did all the work and the asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of crap.
THE MORAL: You don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an old asshole.
Alternate moral: No matter how well things are going, it can all be shut down by a single asshole.
The brain said, "since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss."
The feet said, "since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss."
The hands said, "since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss."
And so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs, and all the other parts of the body, each giving the reason why they should be the boss.
Finally, the asshole spoke up and said it was going to be the boss.
All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. The asshole got so angry that he blocked himself off and refused to function.
Soon the brain was feverish and could barely think, the feet felt like lead weights and was almost too weak to drag the body anywhere, the eyes grew bleary, and the hands hung useless at the sides. All pleaded with the brain to let the asshole be declared the boss.
And so it happened; all the other parts did all the work and the asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of crap.
THE MORAL: You don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an old asshole.
Alternate moral: No matter how well things are going, it can all be shut down by a single asshole.
by chridam April 13, 2006
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