ASAP

As soon as possible

"Yo dude we needa get our homework done ASAP Mrs Long is gonna kill us."

by Y4na April 4, 2021

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

person: hi how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024

Asap Felica

Keeping it moving

Felicia is a Bad Ass now, like ASAP Felica

by PRANCIE March 27, 2022

ASAP

As soon as possible

Joe: "Hey Bob, Can you send me that report by the end of the day?"

Bob: "Sure thing, Joe. I'll have it to you ASAP."

Joe: "Great, I need it to present it to the board tomorrow morning."

Bob: "No problem, I'll make sure it's done as soon as possible."

Joe: "Thanks Bob, really appreciate it."

Bob: "Not a problem, happy to help out. You'll have it ASAP"

by dwdwefewf January 20, 2023

ASAP

Short for "As soon as possible"

Buy a Nintendo Switch ASAP.

by MihaiPopa2 August 3, 2023