Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

blame artist

A person who is so adept at blaming others for their own behavior or reality that those who are blamed have no awareness of it at all.

She is a well-practiced blame artist who impugns as easily as she breathes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

Artichokie

A baby artichoke. Much cuter that the full-grown adult size.

Okie Dokie Artichokie

by Mikroula January 12, 2010

Pogo Artist

1. Used to insult someone who takes dick up the ass.

2. Someone who likes dick.

3. Crude and insulting word for gay.

"dave is such a fag"

"yeah, he's a fucking pogo artist."

by big red car December 4, 2012

Liberal artist

Hillary Clinton painting a "First Woman President" sign only to toss it in the trash

Liberal Artist Hillary Clinton painted a sign saying "I am the first woman President, the sign like her liberal and lying ways has been discarded forever.

by oldhippie16 January 15, 2017

Artin

The hottest persian teenager ever. An amazing person! So funny and great. Very diligent in his work and a very strong leader. He easily attains patient, effort, dedication and trust. He is very clean and chaste. But he has a dirty side to him. He's so cute! And all girls are easily attracted to this beast. Most loving person ever! You'll be very lucky if you happen to cross an Artin in your life time. :)

Girl 1- Look at that hot guy! I wanna get his number..
Girl 2- His name MUST be Artin!

by lemmeshowyouhowitsdone January 18, 2011