the uno argument 

the uno argument is when a group of guys, in 2014 on July 4th were in a call of duty lobby and were arguing about having uno on their Xbox as one man clamed he had the oldest Xbox known to man, but the other one doesn't believe him since it came free with the Xbox.

the uno argument transcript

man1 (doesn't have uno): i don't have uno so go fuck off

man2 (does have uno): EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT it came free with your fucking xbox

man1 (doesn't have uno):i didn't get it i have the oldest xbox known to man

man2 (does have uno): no you don't i bought mine on day one you fucking tard

man1 (doesn't have uno):well mine didn't have it

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNO YOU FUCKING DICK

man1 (doesn't have uno):I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKIN-

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(laughter)

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FUCKER

man2 (does have uno): GO TO (voices start overlapping) THE ARCADE SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, 8, 9, 10

man2 (does have uno): ITS A FREE CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT

man1 (doesn't have uno): OR 11, OR FUCKING UNO

man2 (does have uno): YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO IT'S FREE!

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE UNO

man2 (does have uno): IT'S FREE, FUCK!

the uno argument by bootymuncher666 January 1, 2023

E-Argument

An argument between people using only electronic means. No sound is involved.

Man! Me and my old lady have been in an e-argument all morning. I think she is on the rag.

E-Argument by J mofo Carter December 16, 2008

cosmological argument

1. the argument which states: anything which is an effect must have a cause.

2. the argument which states: anything that exists has a beginning.

1. the universe is an effect, therefore the universe has a cause.

2. the universe exists, therefore the universe has a beginning.

cosmological argument by bud newman. February 28, 2003

straw hat argument 

Originally a bastardization of the phrase "straw man argument," which has now come to mean any argument so ridiculous and nonsensical that it isn't even worth debating.

Bearer1 says, "A child mentality in that immaturity affords them the rights of the immaturity to respond with substandard response."

Rath replies, "WTF, that's a straw hat argument!"

straw hat argument by Rathgryn February 23, 2009

Trumpian argument 

Logical fallacy. repetitive stating of discredited accusations, conspiracy theories, and unrelated events for the soul purpose of conflating them with attempts at logical discourse.

When I asked my son if the dishes were done he provided the Trumpian argument that Epstein didn't kill himself, and asked where the missing emails are.

Trumpian argument by Mmechris January 25, 2020

pooping argument 

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

pooping argument by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016

Treadmill Argument

An opinion driven argument that goes nowhere and solves nothing, typically religious or political in nature, made by people who only think they're correct.

Do you want to actually figure out what's wrong here, or exercise your mouth with this treadmill argument?

Treadmill Argument by Alysnwonderland May 17, 2018