android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.
The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.
by Fucked in the ass December 03, 2017
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Android 13

13 major Android operating system by Google
I just updated my phone to Android 13 and one of the features I like is how you can set languages on different apps
by Sebby294 January 05, 2023
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gay android

A metal robot who receives pleasure (programmed to think it receives pleasure) by taking a large stick between the twig and berries. Usually preformed with an abundance of WD-40.
"Harry I think Dumbledore wants you."
"That's just a gay android Ronald"
by BurntWuud September 10, 2017
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Android 13

a defective android created by doctor gero in the dragon ball series,defection being his southern accent however ask 13 has said,cant fix what aint broken.android 13 spends most of his time roasting trunks 30 doller haircut punching goku in the balls or enjoying his trucker hat
yea,Android 13 loves his trucker hat and yes the TH death ball stands for Trucker Hat
by Perfect organasm February 03, 2021
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blessed android

Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".
1.Blessed android!
2. You've just dropped change EVERWHERE....."Blessed android!!"
by Angela Buchan January 16, 2007
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Android Faggot

Someone who is obsessed with their android phone, and this person thinks that Android is better than iOS, the operating system for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad.
John: Yo, look at my cool android phone! It can call people!

Normal Person (iOS User): Wow very interesting. Too bad it can't do have the amount of things an iPhone can do. Stupid Android Faggot.
by iOS All The Way November 06, 2011
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Urban Androids

People who can't get enough of the urban dictionay, so they keep adding definitions and using coll little slang terms to say to thier friends so they look cool for setting a trend.
person 1: For fucks sake stop harassing me you prick.
random person: that's awesome-for fuck sake, I haven't heard that one.
by Killingkaydee May 30, 2005
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