mach alot

To drive so fast that no one can believe that you got there that quickly.

Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?

The speedometer was reading Mach alot!

by eat my ass! October 8, 2015

been listening to alot of guns and roses

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low

Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!

by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024

alot

Alot is an imaginary creature that is better than you at everything. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug.

1. I like this Alot more
2. Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps
3. Alot more dangerous (baby less dangerous)

by MightyCreak May 5, 2017

bitchass-ho-alot

The unkindest insult a third grader can hurl at another third grader. As seen written on a parking post in an apartment complex in Las Vegas.

That Keisha, she's a bitchass-ho-alot! I read it on a pole in her apartment complex so it MUST be true!

by Pole Reader January 18, 2009

Alot

An abundance of the referenced object.

"I have alot of socks with no matches."
"I love you alot."
"There is alot of smoke in the air."

by They Call Me Trinity June 4, 2018

Alot

Alot is a word that combines the to word a and lot to make the phrase easier to write and type.

I like my dog alot.

by My dog Shyro October 11, 2021

jax alot

This is the name of a youtuber who makes meme related content. His first video was a Fat Boy Fredo compilation, and maybe there's more to come in the future

Did you see Jax Alot's new video?

by bee boi May 18, 2020