almost crimes

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.

"that chicks almost crimes, man."

by 21s September 25, 2005

almost alice

feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice

Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings

by /b/vader March 29, 2010

almole

a person who has a huge mole on there facial area

Omg look at alice's almole

by 19chinn<3 December 27, 2011

alfonzia

A great person

You are alfonzia

by coolniah March 14, 2015

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

"Bro, do you want to pull an almost gym and rent a movie instead." "Sure, you have the chips right?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

almond palmer

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.

I had a nice almond palmer.

by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018