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alek dick

An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.
Alek dick is very big
by Mikecokslong November 21, 2021
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Alek

Someone who is a fatass; Alek is someone who would kill if someone ate his leftover.
"that guy is such an alek"

"yeah he eats like a fatty mcfatterson"
by Jane Wenderson November 23, 2023
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Alek

A person who likes Priuses . Nothing else he just likes cars.
Someone: Hey its Alek.
Alek: Hey have you herd of the new Toyota Prius Model?
by A Future Prius Owner November 21, 2021
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Alek

Often short for Alexander, a name derived from Greek origins meaning ‘warrior’.

Hence the meaning, boys called Alek are often protective over the people they love. They are kind, and have probably gone through a large deal of physical pain. As for personality, they are often left brained - calculating and methodical like a warrior would be. Strong subjects include: maths, computer science, chemistry, physics, music. Warriors tend to be multi-talented to sharpen their senses, which is why you will often find people called ‘Alek’ playing an instrument, most commonly the piano, flute, or guitar.
Alek is really good at maths
Alek is so strong!!
by notsome1youknow March 9, 2025
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Alek

A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this
Hey look its alek”
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t”
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”
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a guy you find in a ally way that got kicked out of his parents house cause he's retarded and eats crumbs on the floor and pays crack whores money and turns them into prostitues
who's that hobo retard?
it's alek 😂
by sheldon 2014 November 21, 2021
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The realest real one you’ll ever meet. Always brings joy to everyone around him and is arguably one of the hottest people you’ll ever meet. If you have an Alek in your life give him a hug and let him know how cool he is.
Anyone: Yo did you see Alek today?
Other anyone: yeah I actually nutted just from his presence.
Anyone:Same
by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
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