A scape-goat word that people use when they are too afraid of what society will think of them for saying that they don't believe in a "god".
Uber Religious Friend: "Hey Buddy, wanna go to church with me instead of hanging out and playing video games today?"
Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)
Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)
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1. An intellectually sound position on a given idea (or thing, or subject, etc.) for which evidence for it's existence is insufficient.
2. The intellectually sound qualifier that most people who understand the meaning of the word put at the beginning of their given religious classification.
3. An atheist who doesn't like the word "atheist".
4. An atheist who thinks the definition of "atheist" is one who claims to know there are no gods.
5. An atheist who doesn't know that the definition of "atheist" is one who does not believe in any gods.
6. A word fought over by all manner of agnostics, atheists and Theists; meaningless minutia.
2. The intellectually sound qualifier that most people who understand the meaning of the word put at the beginning of their given religious classification.
3. An atheist who doesn't like the word "atheist".
4. An atheist who thinks the definition of "atheist" is one who claims to know there are no gods.
5. An atheist who doesn't know that the definition of "atheist" is one who does not believe in any gods.
6. A word fought over by all manner of agnostics, atheists and Theists; meaningless minutia.
1. "I'm agnostic on the Higgs boson particle."
2. "I'm an agnostic Jew (or atheist, or Christian, or Hindu, etc.) because I don't know for a fact that god/s exist, and even if I did, I would still not necessarily know the nature of said potential god/s."
3. Professor Bart D. Ehrman.
4. George Carlin, deceased; Bill Maher.
5. most agnostics
6. the other 5 definitions
2. "I'm an agnostic Jew (or atheist, or Christian, or Hindu, etc.) because I don't know for a fact that god/s exist, and even if I did, I would still not necessarily know the nature of said potential god/s."
3. Professor Bart D. Ehrman.
4. George Carlin, deceased; Bill Maher.
5. most agnostics
6. the other 5 definitions
by Beery Swine December 22, 2008
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by concernedmother April 3, 2009
Get the agnostic mug.A person who thinks there is a higher being (such as god), but knows there is no way to prove it exists, or doesn't exist. Most of the people who are agnostic don't really care enough to fully believe in a higher being. It isn't uncommen to see an agnostic going to any form of church, and supporting conservative Christian canidates.
Agnostic: "Meh.. Sure I believe in a god of some form, but I don't know which religion has the right god.. "
by krucifier December 28, 2005
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Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.
Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.
by jupeter July 24, 2009
Get the agnostic mug.Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.
Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
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