Adopt Me

A cancerous roblox game full of stupid kids that get scammed.

Yo, want to play ADOPT ME and scam?

by y euuddkdk October 13, 2020

Adopted

Adopted: You

mom: your adopted
kid: i want to see my real parents then
now you have to spend thousands of dollars of money because your kid want to see their parents who didnt even take care of them their whole life ;)

by Troll12345654321 November 11, 2018

adopted

penis

“what’s the sisters name from feines and ferd?”
“candis”
“CAN DIS DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH”
“dude this is why your adopted”

by chkoe June 28, 2021

You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.

Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk August 13, 2018

Adopted

You

You are Adopted

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

Olympic Adoption

The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.

Guy 1: Wow USA is terrible at curling! I'm rooting for Switerland.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.

by Sauerz54 February 22, 2010

Adopt Me

A popular game on the Roblox platform that was originally intended for roleplay purposes where you could adopt a baby (Hence the name) and raise them in your family. However, ever since the developers of the game added a pet update, the game has become a mass trade hangout where 7 year olds would finger themselves for a neon pet.

Person 1: Hey, i'm gonna go play Adopt Me.

Person 2: Ew, you actually like that game?

by GoneGraphical March 16, 2021