Short for ADHD glide, to quickly walk from one point to another taking the shortest line possible, often resulting in hitting shins, hips, shoulders, etc. on things like desks, bed frames, wall corners, tables, etc.
I was going from my bedroom to the fridge with an a-glide and I almost made it, but I clipped my hip on the kitchen table and died.
by FireStxr February 8, 2024
Get the A-glidemug. (v.)
1. The ability to change people's minds about pre-judgments they may have meeting you.
(n.)
1. The feeling of fairy dust on you.
1. The ability to change people's minds about pre-judgments they may have meeting you.
(n.)
1. The feeling of fairy dust on you.
1. Everyone assumed that since I had a famous family, I'd make a sex tape. So I had to glide and glint to prove that I am not a Kardashian.
2. I feel, like, a serious glide and glint whenever I sleep over at Peter Pan's house.
2. I feel, like, a serious glide and glint whenever I sleep over at Peter Pan's house.
by esandel August 26, 2018
Get the glide and glintmug. by Katey Kayne December 11, 2011
Get the Dick Glidemug. When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
Get the slide n glidemug. by Pollyy January 8, 2022
Get the Rump glidingmug. by redeyevisuals@hotmail.com May 1, 2022
Get the Freudian Glidemug. Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
Get the Gerbil Glidingmug.